Topless Asset Racing Program

Jay wasn’t exactly kind with a $300 residual value.  The lies will have to be outrageous:

Kudos to PK for botany field trip.  She’s all fixed up better than new, now.   Doug and I have some poison ivy fallout, but doing ok.   I just hope the suits/car are saturated in that oil.

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Here’s the famous 1967 Chevelle that NASCAR wouldn’t let Smokey race at Daytona, the one that gave rise to the myth about driving off without filling the car with gas. Canepa Design has it for sale, but here’s a photo for you. Go to the site and read the whole history on the car, it’s a riot:

With the clamor that erupted with the debut of the navy shirt, we’ve designed an alternative (and less expensive) version that will print on a white t-shirt and should sell for about $19 plus shipping. You can find it here and this is what it will look like:

Back:

The team t-shirt is up and available for purchase. It’s a little more expensive on the navy t-shirt than I’d like, but I do like the way it works. This shirt is perfect for race weekends, poker night, college reunions, casino runs, and of course, soccer games with the kids. Just imagine the looks of jubilation and glee that you will get from soccer moms when you wear this to the next Junior Juventus versus Junior Hotspur match!

I’m going to try to re-work the graphics over the weekend to make it work on the white t-shirt (which is $10 cheaper per shirt than the dark shirts). But for now, here’s what it looks like.

Front (that’s the revised hood graphic):

Back:

Here are the revised door graphics, hope you like them. At scale, the number 2 is 12″ high, per LeMons rules. The part that is white on these will be cut out to allow the lightbox to shine through at night; the background is black since door numbers need to be either white on black or black on white according to the rules. I need to know who is going to be doing the graphic printing on these so I can get with the printer and get them the files and some specific instructions whenever you guys have the chance to get that info to me. The hood image will look mostly like that below, except I made the number bigger to use up more available room. The hood design below remained the same. Cheers.

You simply can’t watch this edited footage of the Buttonwillow race and not start feeling stoked about our upcoming boondoggle. Not if you’re a real man.

24 Hours of LeMons - Buttonwillow Histrionics from MotoIQ on Vimeo.

I’ll paste below the cleaned-up hood design and the door panels. Lemme know what you think.

The graphic will be cut out around the outside of the girl and the meatball. If you click on her, you should get a better view; I was able to get rid of a lot of the pixelation of the original, but you won’t really see how it looks until the printer prints the final vinyl version for the car. I’ve got both .ai and .eps files ready to send but we’ll need to ftp them as they are big (21Mb). I’ve got this one set to print at about 45″ wide and 28″ tall, which will take up most of the hood of the car.

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